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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, ChelseaAuthor: Chelsea Handler
Publisher: Gallery
Category: Book

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Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars 509 reviews
Sales Rank: 4830

Media: Hardcover
Edition: 1ST
Pages: 264
Number Of Items: 1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.9
Dimensions (in): 8.4 x 5.6 x 1

ISBN: 1416954120
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7092
EAN: 9781416954125
ASIN: 1416954120

Publication Date: April 22, 2008
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THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.


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3 out of 5 stars whats with the midget?   September 9, 2010
harrythompson (Fort Knox Rox)
Dont know about the book but her show is slightly retarded, I mean whats with the midget? You see what Im saying? You see what Im saying?


5 out of 5 stars Simply Amazing!   September 7, 2010
Brianna
This book is great. So funny. I took it on vacation with me and couldn't put it down! (Even when a huge wave knocked me over with this book in hand!)


4 out of 5 stars Hilarious   September 3, 2010
alp1021
Initially I started watching a little of Chelsea's show on E network. I am a very sarcastic and smart a## person myself so I easily recognized a fellow one. After that I was hooked. I thought I would try out her first book after reading some of it on the amazon website. I loved it! On to this one and again, I loved it! She is so hilarious, wild and crazy some of the stories for sure but cracked me up regardless. If you have an open sense of humor and just want something to entertain you and make you laugh, then this would do it!


1 out of 5 stars I've never done this...   August 29, 2010
TrappedInTexas (TX)
1 out of 1 found this review helpful

but I'm reviewing based on the one chapter I downloaded for my Kindle. Usually, I review after I've read the entire book, but that ain't gonna happen in this case.

I'm easily distracted by historical inaccuracies, whether they be of pop culture or history. It didn't take me long to be distracted.

First, Chelsea is nine years old in 1984 and talks like a teenager. Second, she uses words like "sweet" and phrases like "We totally get each other", which I don't think are very authentic for 1984. So let's just say they are. Tell me, how in the world did her father own a Yugo eleven years before its debut?

I'm okay with a little embellishment in storytelling, but if you can't keep it realistic, you lose all credibility with me.



5 out of 5 stars Hilarious!   August 27, 2010
AJ (Las Vegas, NV USA)
If you're a Chelsea fan this is a MUST read! She is SO funny! I had to stop reading a few times because I was laughing so hard!

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